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By Eddie Campbell

"This ebook is a hilarious romp of real lifestyles (unfortunately). learn it and get ready to your subsequent date."—James Van Praagh, New York Times bestselling writer, Talking to Heaven

"Every tale is the reality and each honest second is a hilarious trip! It's as though you're hearing your ally at a espresso store and staring at a stand—up take command of the level. You won't be upset as you go back and forth this refreshingly humorous street of 'horrible dates!'"—Debra Wilson, actress/comedian, MADtv

"Eddie's booklet is an emotional catharsis for somebody who has ever come domestic from one terrible date and questioned, What the hell was once that? This e-book is laugh–out–loud hilarious and very good written."—Chad Allen, author, manufacturer, actor, activist

What i need to inform you during this publication will appear nearly unreal. yet you'll need to hold reminding your self that those are real genuine dates.

• for everybody who can empathize and understands what it's wish to be on at hire one crappy date, this publication is for you.
• for everybody who desires that dinner again or sat via a run of the mill, terrible motion picture in basic terms to figure out that the individual you have been with was once a whole and utter tsunami, this booklet is for you.

For every person else, buckle your seat belt and switch off your mobilephone, simply because a tremendous motor vehicle smash is ready to start.

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You could have him fetch you a drink from the refrigerator, or watch the TV show you want to watch, maybe even kneel at your feet and massage them while you watch it. ) Anything you want, he can be convinced to do. And with everything I have taught you so far, I am sure you can figure out a way to get your partner to do just about anything you want him to do, if you put your mind to it. You may find that you don't even have to promise him a thing. Many men love being submissive to the right woman.

Also, if your partner travels a great deal by air, he will need a plastic cage, such as the CB-6000, and plastic locks so he can pass through airport security without being strip-searched each time. Of course, there are times when that, in and of itself, would be fun. The humiliation would be intense. We will cover humiliation and why you may want to incorporate it into your tease and denial routine as we go along. If your partner does not need a plastic chastity device, then I would recommend a custom made metal device.

When he has intercourse, he has a full orgasm. His wet dreams end with a full orgasm. In other words, that is the normal manner in which most (if not all) of his sexual encounters end. And that is the key point here. His sexual capacity normally ends with this orgasm. On rare occasions, a young healthy male “might” be able to continue sexual activity and even have a second orgasm. But we are talking about the average male here, not some adolescent sexual athlete. But whatever you think it is, it is NOT the preferred outcome of a tease and denial session with a chaste male.

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