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By Billy Crystal

To aid his kin, Billy Crystal's father, Jack, labored jobs, having just one day per week to spend together with his kinfolk. in keeping with Crystal's one-man Broadway convey of an analogous identify, "700 Sundays"--referring unfortunately to the time shared via an adoring father and his committed son--offers a heartfelt, hilarious memoir. photographs all through.

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Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

A: A chunk. Q: What do Virginia Tech and Mount Everest have in common? A: They're both minus 32 and have killer slopes. Q: How do you tell the difference between a Chinese person and a Japanese person? A: A Geiger counter. They say if you give a Japanese man a fish , he'll eat for a day. If you give a Japanese man a fishing net, he may find the rest of his family. If your Japanese girlfriend leaves you , don't fret, there are plenty more left in the sea . I just got a new camera. It was funny how I came across it.

A: Rape. An Irishman walks out of a bar. I was sitting at a traffic light on the interstate highway yesterday, next to a car load of Muslims, when a semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car and killed them all! Wow.... " So I went and got my truckers license. 4dopad What did he just say? Q: What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex anymore? A: The young Asian boy in the trunk of my car A man goes to the doctor and says he needs to buy birth control for his 10-year-old daughter.

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